About Dink Report

Independent pickleball coverage. No pay-for-play rankings. No paddles rated based on sponsorship deals.

Who Runs This

My name is John Burgess. I'm a recreational pickleball player who got tired of gear reviews that read like press releases and strategy advice that only applies to people training twelve hours a week.

I picked up pickleball a few years ago and got hooked immediately — the kitchen game, the strategy, the fact that you can be competitive at any age. I also got immediately frustrated by how hard it was to find reliable information that wasn't either sponsored content, YouTube fluff, or advice calibrated for pros. So I built Dink Report.

I play open play and league doubles regularly, mostly in the 3.5–4.0 range. I'm not a coach, a pro, or a sponsored athlete. I'm a player who tests gear seriously, thinks about the game obsessively, and writes about both without a financial stake in what you decide to buy.

I buy paddles, borrow paddles, and occasionally get them sent to me for review — but my ratings are never influenced by whether I paid for something or who sent it.

What I Cover

I started with paddle reviews and I'll always take those seriously. But pickleball is a full sport — rules, strategy, fitness, community — and Dink Report covers it all. Whether you're picking up a paddle for the very first time or you've been grinding for years, I write for you.

The gear coverage focuses on what actually matters on court: how a paddle performs after six weeks of real play, not just the first session. The strategy and guide content is written for recreational players, not pros — because the advice you need at 3.0 is genuinely different from the advice you need at 4.5.

The opinion pieces are exactly that: opinions. They're meant to start conversations, challenge conventional wisdom in the sport, and give you something worth arguing about. Not everyone will agree. That's the point.

My Review Standards

Links Policy

Product links on this site are direct links to manufacturer or retailer pages. I don't use tracked affiliate links or earn commissions on purchases. When I link to a paddle, it's because it's the right link for the review — not because of any financial arrangement.

Contact

Questions, corrections, or paddle recommendations? Reach out here. I read everything and try to respond within a few days.